I feel that there are not enough sayings in my part of Ipswich. Therefore I have decided to share some of the wisdom I have received over the past week or two for the benefit of the postcode and even, perhaps, beyond. (I will leave it to my father to pass judgement on the use of a word other than however with a comma each side.)
Sayings for Today:
Everyone is an expert on prams, until you push them.
You cannot weed your driveway without moving your car.
Milky bibs grow mullets when left in a washing machine for a week.
You can teach a baby to roll over, but you can’t teach them to bark.
Everyone loves a maths teacher when they’re not teaching.