It seems that there are reasons you can never get a doctor quickly when you need one. They are still catching up on a backlog of diagnoses stretching to the sixteenth century.
Yes, your 11:15 was moved back to 4:45 because apparently Mona Lisa had high cholesterol. This also proves that the secret of happiness is eating slightly unhealthily and then not letting on. Especially if the food is triangular. I dread to think how much goose fat she had at Christmas. I had more than my fair share, thanks to a surprisingly successful cooking session, with a fabulous assistant chef. We even almost got the timings right too.
Still, there are advantages to a rounder figure. Just try making a size 8 snowman. Impossible.