I did much learning this weekend, as I went back to college. Here is a brief summary.
On Thursday I learnt that it is perfectly reasonable to take a perfectly reasonable child on a plane and that there is no song you cannot sing while waiting in a queue.
On Friday I learnt that you can become your own tourist attraction in Prague if you are tall and carry a baby on your back (this made a curious Japanese party incredibly happy and I still don’t understand why).
On Saturday I learnt that you don’t eat the whole snail.
Yesterday I learnt that I would not like to drive a funicular train, but I wouldn’t mind being a tour guide.
Today I learnt that however complicated and delayed your journey is, it is irrelevant as long as you get home.