I prepared a papaya. Or was it a pawpaw?
Anyway, it had a lot of pips. Perhaps it was a business-minded fruit, out for profit over giving away freebies. Some fruit are just more business oriented, you know.
Some just give their cash away like lottery winners (seedless grapes: so new money). Some make a reasonable return (apples come to mind), and some make a profit while you’re not looking. You know, bananas, that kind of thing.
Ot moonsquirters. Ask dad. He thinks my new-found love for Charlie and Lola books will mean our children grow up learning bad English. But I think he understands why I find them amusing and that I will not ever never bring up children reading badly.